I am not going to Montreal

I have some training to do for my company, and in the recent past, this particular training has been done in Montreal. I was actually looking forward to it. I was going to have a little time off to walk around, see the sites, etc. Not a lot, but a little. Really, I was kindof getting excited.

I looked at my training schedule last week, and alas, not Montreal. St. Louis. I've been to St. Louis. I've worked there, lived there, traveled there. Been there, done that. It's not Montreal.

So in the spirit of positive thinking, I will pronounce St. Louis with the thickest french-canadian accent I can manage, and then laugh-grunt that deep nasal french laugh three times. Maybe it'll help.